sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 


You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 


don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.


This is the only boy who hasn’t experienced any angst, protect him at all cost




"hey remember when you liked-"

"hey remember when you-"

"hey remember when-"


age differences are so bizarre to me bc i’m sixteen and most of my friends on here are nineteen+ and i usually don’t think about it but whenever i do i’m just like WOAH YOU’RE ALL FUCKING OLD but then i realize that’s only like a 3-4 year difference like?? that’s not a lot at all

but at the same time??


and the crossover that never dies!! america as captain america / v \ did u kno his new uniform has ab forms sewn on i can’t stop laughing at that

i like the colours on this one a lot! >v<

also i’ve been alive for 16 whole years and still can’t be bothered to look up what bullet shots look like in comic books ah how am i going to be expected to do paperwork in two years



American Horror Story: Freak Show.

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